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hi sportsfans,
this is my second ever update, and i'm gonig to actually do it this time, watch me, you think i cant but I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I CANT DO.
on friday i went out for dougals birthday. we went to thsi place called Oran Mor or some other such gaelic shit (gaelic is so shit) which tbh i'd seen pics of and i thought it looked utterly suave, BUT i can ASSURE you its more like an OLD MANS PUB except in a church and all that. we stayed for one pint (cider, obv) and then made our way to the QM for some cheese.
once we had aquired extrance to the afformentioned PLACE (for lack of a larger vocabulary) we sat in jims bar and met genuinley good people like dee and sinead (who was sad again and i tried to give her a hug but my hand went on her breast, i hope she was too drunk to notice, perhaps she was turned on?). i had an exceptionally interesting conversation with alan where we analysed peoples personalities and found that we had that gifted ability in common. then we all drew ourselves on a bit of paper to make a new band called CUNT BAG (i think cunt rag would have been better) and put it on the noticeboard. the drawing was really shit, i'd give it an F but its the thought that counts and there was hardly any thought involved in the whole venture so generally it was totally shite yay.
now, the important part of the night, we all went DANCING. \o/
\o/
yes, dancing is fantastic and i can never get enoguh of it.
unfortunately.. RYAN SUCKED and spent most of the night CANOODLING WITH JULIE instead of DANCING WITH ME.
JULIE YOU BASTARD. GIVE ME BACK MY DANCE PARTNER.
but! i danced with nicole for ages and she is a pure briliant dancer so it was totally funky and i didnt fall over once, but i SURE AS HELL NEARLY DID.
NEXT
i'm gonig to start a martial art called BUDO TAIJUTSU (formally, the Bujinkan). this is a KCIK ASS martial art and its ACTUALLY NINJUTSU which means i will ACTUALYL BE A NINJA, no longe rwill it be a childhood dream, it will be a REALITY. HAI. the personal guards for the dali llamma are bujinkan, need i say more? this question is rhetorical.
anyone want to join with me? its wed/sun 8pm in merchant city.
NEXT
work is shit
NEXT
AMSTERDAM is going to be amazing, and i am personally going to consume every drug i can get my hands on, and send home as many as i can non-suspicously fit between two postcards in a smell-less baggy and cram in an unmarked evelope.
HAI
hi sportsfans,
this is my second ever update, and i'm gonig to actually do it this time, watch me, you think i cant but I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I CANT DO.
on friday i went out for dougals birthday. we went to thsi place called Oran Mor or some other such gaelic shit (gaelic is so shit) which tbh i'd seen pics of and i thought it looked utterly suave, BUT i can ASSURE you its more like an OLD MANS PUB except in a church and all that. we stayed for one pint (cider, obv) and then made our way to the QM for some cheese.
once we had aquired extrance to the afformentioned PLACE (for lack of a larger vocabulary) we sat in jims bar and met genuinley good people like dee and sinead (who was sad again and i tried to give her a hug but my hand went on her breast, i hope she was too drunk to notice, perhaps she was turned on?). i had an exceptionally interesting conversation with alan where we analysed peoples personalities and found that we had that gifted ability in common. then we all drew ourselves on a bit of paper to make a new band called CUNT BAG (i think cunt rag would have been better) and put it on the noticeboard. the drawing was really shit, i'd give it an F but its the thought that counts and there was hardly any thought involved in the whole venture so generally it was totally shite yay.
now, the important part of the night, we all went DANCING. \o/
\o/
yes, dancing is fantastic and i can never get enoguh of it.
unfortunately.. RYAN SUCKED and spent most of the night CANOODLING WITH JULIE instead of DANCING WITH ME.
JULIE YOU BASTARD. GIVE ME BACK MY DANCE PARTNER.
but! i danced with nicole for ages and she is a pure briliant dancer so it was totally funky and i didnt fall over once, but i SURE AS HELL NEARLY DID.
NEXT
i'm gonig to start a martial art called BUDO TAIJUTSU (formally, the Bujinkan). this is a KCIK ASS martial art and its ACTUALLY NINJUTSU which means i will ACTUALYL BE A NINJA, no longe rwill it be a childhood dream, it will be a REALITY. HAI. the personal guards for the dali llamma are bujinkan, need i say more? this question is rhetorical.
anyone want to join with me? its wed/sun 8pm in merchant city.
NEXT
work is shit
NEXT
AMSTERDAM is going to be amazing, and i am personally going to consume every drug i can get my hands on, and send home as many as i can non-suspicously fit between two postcards in a smell-less baggy and cram in an unmarked evelope.
HAI
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